Saturday, 9 August 2014

Santa And Banta Sms


By on 14:13


Santa VS Dr
Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha…
Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.
Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!
Ab Naha Lun?
Santa daurte daurte ruk gya.
Santa daurte daurte ruk gya.
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thak gya tha wo b insaan h
tum log b na jaan lelo santa ki

Santa Vs Banta
Santa: Aesi Konsi Jageh Hai Jo Ik Aadmi Ne Banai
Hai Or Vo Hi Usme Nahi Ja Sakta
Banta: Nahi Pata
Santa: Sooch Le Ek Bar Fir Se
Banta: Mujhe Nahi Pata Yaar Tum Hi Bata Do
Santa: Ladies Toilet
Santa Vs Girl
Ek ladki train se utarkar santa se puchhti he….!!
Yah koun sa station he ???

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Santa ne socha, socha, aur bahut socha.

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Fir bola…. Bahen ji…..

Ye railway station he…..

Santa Vs Dr
Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid.

When did you have your last drink?

Santa: What do you mean, last?

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DaNish is a 16 year old young guy who is blessed with the art of Blogging,He love to Blog day in and day out,He is a Website Designer and a Certified Graphics Designer. He want to became a hacker In his life..