Ramadan sms

Ramadan Mubarak

Wishing u 1 month of ramadan,

4 weeks of barkat,

30 days of forgiveness,

720 hours of guidance,

43200 minutes of purification,

2592000 secs of Noor..!!

Ramadan Mubarak

Iftar k wqt dua na mangna aisa hai

Iftar k wqt dua na mangna aisa hai,
Jesy k aik mzdor ny pora din kam kia,
Aur apni ujrat liye bghare chla gya.
(Hazrat Ali R.A)

May the festival of lights be the harbinger

May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of love
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,

that stay with you through the days ahead

When Allah Is Accepting Duas

When Allah Is Accepting Duas

In Lailatul Qader,

May Yours Be One Of Them.

When He Is Forgiving People,

May You Be One Of Them.

When He Is Showering His Mercy Down,

May They Land On You.

And When You Meet Your Friends & Relatives In Jannat

May I Be One Of Them.

AMEEN

Fasting Is Not About 

Fasting Is Not About Diet Of Burning Calories,

But Burning Of Pride,Ego & Sins !!!
Lets focus on Taqwa instead of Diet
Lets try to loose Sins instead of Weight !!!

Rain Sms

MunH MaAnG¡ QeeMaT DooN Ga..!!

MunH MaAnG¡ QeeMaT DooN Ga..!!

SaWaN Se KaHo BaRsaY,,

Jb sath hoon hum dono0..!!

Happy Rainy Day♥

Kya Pata, Mai kal ka suraj Na DeKh Paau.

Kya Pata, Mai kal ka suraj Na DeKh Paau.

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Ho SaKta Hai kal Sara Din Barish Rahe.

Itni jaldi nahi marunga.

Aaj Ki Is Baarish Me

Aaj Ki Is Baarish Me

  Phir Wohi Si Boondain Han

Phir Wohi Si Thandak Hy

Phir Wohi Sa Sub Kuch Hy

Par

Aaj Ki Is Baarish Mei

Saath Tm Nhi Ho To

Aankh Nm Si Kitni Hy

Saans Tang Si Ktni Hy

Rooh Pyasi Ktni Hy

Yeh Udaasi Ktni Hy

Aaj Ki Is Baarish Mei….

Atte ho tum barsaat mai

Atte ho tum barsaat mai

deewani mujhe banate ho

Mere bheege badan ko dekh kar

Shrarat se muskurate ho

Kapkapate is jisam ko

Apni bahon ka anchal urdate ho

Dhadkate hue humare dil ko

Apni baato se sehlate ho

Jalati hai man mai ek jawala

Jisko samjh khoob tum jaate ho

Band kar le jo hum apni ankhein

Bas hume hi dekhe jaate ho

Chum kar matha humara

Sir per rakh hath, seene se lagate ho

Sayam apne se, apna maan badate ho

Atte ho tum barsaat main, deewani mujhe banate ho

Mein Har Mosaam Ka Har Har 

Mein Har Mosaam Ka Har Har 

P?l Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon !!!

Barasta Bheegta Mosaam Hai 

Kamzori Meri Lakin

Mein Yah Sawan,

Barishein, 

Ghatta, 

Badal,

Tumhare Naam Karta Hoon …. 

H?ppy R?i?y noon.

Puzzle sms

Only For Unmarried.

Only For Unmarried.

Jis Se Ap Pyar Krte Ho Us Se Shadi K Kitne % Chance Hain.

Koi Ek Select Karen.

A,

B,

S,

N,

E,

F,

T,

Y,

R,

K.

Reply Mst

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Answer is

A…00%

B…50%

S…100%

N…90%

E…10%

F…75%

T…05%

Y..60%

R…98%

K…20%.

General Knowledge..

1) Wo kon si jagah hai jahan suraj ki kiran sirf 1 bar parri ab Qayamat tak nahi parregi.?

Ans: darya-e-neel ka centre..

2) Wo kya hai jo piya jata hai khaya nahi.?

Ans:ghussaa.

3) Wo kon hai jis ne jhoot bola or jannat men jayega.?

Ans:fir’on ki biwi aasia.

4) Wo kon hai jis ne sach bola or jahannum men jayega.?

Ans:chipkali (lizard).

5) Insan k jism men Rooh k rahnay ki jagah kahan hai.?

Ans: shehrag.

plz share it wid ur frndz..

Agar aap race mein doosray number pe

1) Agar aap race mein doosray number pe aanay walay ko overtake kar gaye toh aap kaunsi position pe huay?

Ans:2nd

2) Wo kya cheez hai jo hathi jitni bari hai mgr uska wazan koi nahi hota? Hathi ka saya

3) Wo kya cheez hai jo din rat dorti hai magr us k koi paao’n nahi hote?

Ans: Waqt

Du u know Amrica has a state

Du u know Amrica has a state(Riyasat) in pakistan…!!

The name of the State is

Lalam USA

Talking abt

Lalamusa

1 black n white tv ko kis tarah

1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy?

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Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain ….. Simple

Mother Poetry Sms

Seeny se laga ke kaha kerti thi maa mujh

Seeny se laga ke kaha kerti thi maa mujh ko

to laaal hai na sata mujh ko

pachtaye ga ik din jab main chali jaun gi

na chahty hue bhi akela choor jaun gi

zamana dikhaee ga garmi ki shiddat tujh ko

yaad kerke roye ga tu phir mujh ko

muddad se meri maa ne seeny se nahin lagaya a

ab so gayi khaak main jab kuch kehny ka waqt aya

Pyar ek  kurbani haa 

Pyar ek  kurbani haa 

Jo hakikat mei daya ki rani hai

Pyar uska khatm nhi hota

Zindagi chahei khatm ho jay

Maa ki mamta kbhi nhi marti

Zindagi chaheip moot pajaye

Maa kbhi bhi khta nhi karty

Tum chahe kit ni khtay kardalo

Apne bachcho ko ak maa he jo

Zindagi bhar duway dety hai

Maa ki mamta mile jhan me jise

Wo bade khush nasib hote hai

Jin ki kismat me maa nahi hoti

Wo bade bad nasib hote hai

Sari khushya jhan ki mil kar

Phir bhi wo gam gin hote hai

Un se ulfar karo jahan walo

Wo hi to dar asl me yatim hote hai!!!

Seeny se laga ke kaha kerti thi maa mujh ko

Seeny se laga ke kaha kerti thi maa mujh ko

to laaal hai na sata mujh ko

pachtaye ga ik din jab main chali jaun gi

na chahty hue bhi akela choor jaun gi

zamana dikhaee ga garmi ki shiddat tujh ko

yaad kerke roye ga tu phir mujh ko

muddad se meri maa ne seeny se nahin lagaya a

ab so gayi khaak main jab kuch kehny ka waqt aya

Mere Wajood me wafa ki Roshni UTAAR de,

Mere Wajood me wafa ki Roshni UTAAR de,

Phir itna pyar de k mujhe Chahton me MAAR de

Bohot udaas tha so uth k tere pas aa gaya

Kuch aisi Baat kar jo Mere DIL ko QARAAR de,

Suna hai teri ek NAZAR Sanwarti hai Zindagi,

Jo ho sake toh Aaj Tu meri Zindagi SANWAAR de.

Meri aankhon say..

Meri aankhon say..
maat poocho..
qarb kay samander ka…
bikharna hay kesa….
bachpan may jo sikhaya tha…
guriya ko sajana….
rait kaygharonday banana…
sabar ki char dewari may…
aansoo say piyar doundhna…
maa sub janti ho tum…
meri aankhon say maat poocho

Kiss sms

A Sweet Story

A Sweet Story

Once A Girl Asked A Boy:

Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance Etc. But Nothing To Meaure Love, Trust, Friendship. Why?

Boy Thought For A While, Took Her In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes And Said:

Dekho Meri Jan!

Kiss Deni He To Do Warna Dimagh Na Khao:-D

Aftr watching the pepsi 

Aftr watching the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.

Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?

Boy:

DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI.

Kissing is best practice

Kissing is best practice for lips. It keeps the lips

wet

soft

flexible

and

reddish pink

so always keep kissing

to

sweet childrens only plzzzzz…

jin k honton 

jin k honton pe mere choomnay k nishaan abhi baaqi hain

aaj un ko mere milnay se haya aati hai…

HAPPY kissing DAY

HAPPY kissing DAY

Aj kising Dy hai,

Jo b is tim ap k 7 betha hua hy uski zor ki kis lo

ap p kiss karna LAZIM h.

USKI KHATIR jse ap bht pyar krte ho.

EnjoY.

Mohabat Main Sab 

“Mohabat Main Sab Maslon Ka Hal French Kiss Hai

Jo Larki French Kiss Na Kre Wo Bewafa Hai

French Kiss Boyfrnd Ka Haq Hai”

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“Profesor Imran Hashmi…!”

LoVe iZ hEaT

LoVe iZ hEaT

wHiCh iZ vErY sWeEt

LoVe iZ iNcOmPlEtE

tIlL 2 lIpS mEeT.

Husband Vs Wife Sms

Husband Vs Wife

Wife: How much do you love me

Husband: I love you so much ,

I can not measure.

Wife: No just tell me.

Husband: Okay, l am like a cell phone and

you are my sim card,

I am nothing without you.

Wife: wow dats so romantic.

Husband: (saying to himself):

Thank God she does not know

I am a China phone,

with FOUR sim cards

A strong man can handle

A strong man can handle

a strong woman.

A weak man will say she has

attitude.

Husband: Meri shirt ulti kr k press

Husband: Meri shirt ulti kr k press
krna..
Wife: thek hy
10 mint baad
Husband: shirt press kyn nhi ki abi
tk???
Wife: ulti hi nahi aa rhi….

Husband Vs Wife 

WIFE:
Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri
Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya
Hota?”
HUSBAND:
Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi
Ka Bura Nahi Socha.

Husband Vs Wife

Wife:ajji Sunta ho!
Ghr ma Namak Khatam ho Gaya ha,
Daal ma Kya dalu?
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Husband:Dimag to hai hi nahi,
Naya Colgate Active salt daal day,
usmay Namak ha