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Sapny Wo nahiii Hoty Jo ankhyn Band Karny Par Ayn...Sapny Woh Hoty Hyn Jo sony Nahii DEty...Isi Tarha...Apne Woh nahii Hoty Jo Rony Par Ayn...Apny Woh Hoty Hyn Jo Rony Hi NAhii Dyty....

Amit Sahni Ki List (2014) Mp3 Songs

01 - Ab Mein Kya Karoon.mp3         [Download File]

02 - What the Fark.mp3                     [Download File]

03 - Pyar Hai Kutti Cheez.mp3         [Download File]

04 - Aisi Hi Hoon Mein.mp3             [Download File]

05 - Waakeyi.mp3                             [Download File]

06 - Parchhai.mp3                             [Download File]

07 - Violin Recital.mp3                     [Download File]

Kick 2014 Full mp3 songs

01 - Jumme Ki Raat.mp3                  [Download File]

02 - Hangover.mp3                            [Download File]

03 - Tu Hi Tu.mp3                             [Download File]

04 - Hangover(Remix).mp3              [Download File]

05 - Yaar Na Miley(New Rap).mp3 [Download File]

06 - Hai Yehi Zindagi.mp3                [Download File]

Best Sad Ghazal

~*~*~GHAZAL~*~*~

   

 Wo mehendhi Lagy Hath Dikha Ky Roi..

  Me Kisi Or Ki hOn Wo Ye Bata Ky Roi..

Me Bola Kon Hy Wo Khushnaseeb??

Wo Mehendhi Se Likha Hoa Naam Dikha Ky Roi..

Kahin Gham Se Phat Na Jay Jigar Mera..

Wo Hansty Hansty Mjhe Hansa Ky Roi...

Dil Na Tooty Us Ka Gham-e-Hijar Me..

Me Bhi Roya Wo Bhi Meri Ankh Se Ankh Mila Ky Roi..

  Us Ne Jab Jana Mere Rony Ka Sabab..

  Apny Aansu Hatheli Pe Saja Ky Roi...

   Jab Bhi Dykha Use Hansty Hoy Dykha...

    Waqt-e-Hina Har Khushi Ko Wo Bhula Ky Roi..

     Kese Us Ki Mohobat Pe Shak Karyn Ham..

 >>Dost<<

     Bhari Mefil me Wo Mjhe Galy Laga Ky Roi...

Sardar Funny Sms

1 sardar bus main betha

1 sardar bus main betha

us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia

sardar dar gia or bola molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?

Ek sardar larai me

Ek sardar larai me bulit prof jekit ke jagah machar dani pehan kr gya,
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Kisi ne poocha,
Sadar ji machar dani kyu pehne hoe ho?
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Sardar bola…
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Pagal jis me machar nhi ghus sakta us me goli kahan ghosay gi…!

Sardar gi aap ko kabhi kisi se piyar hua

Admi : Sardar gi aap ko kabhi kisi se piyar hua?
Sardar : Haan yar! per wo manti hi nahi.
Admi : Kia kehti hai?
Sardar : Kehti hai! \I Love U 2\
Ab pata nahi ye doosra kanjar kon hai?….:-))

1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya

1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya
Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola:
Tm log muje ye btao begherto ?
Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h:

Translate This Punjabi Sentence

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .
Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.
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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;

Santa And Banta Sms

Santa VS Dr

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha…

Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.

Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

Santa daurte daurte ruk gya.

Santa daurte daurte ruk gya.
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why?
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thak gya tha wo b insaan h
tum log b na jaan lelo santa ki

Santa Vs Banta

Santa: Aesi Konsi Jageh Hai Jo Ik Aadmi Ne Banai

Hai Or Vo Hi Usme Nahi Ja Sakta

Banta: Nahi Pata

Santa: Sooch Le Ek Bar Fir Se

Banta: Mujhe Nahi Pata Yaar Tum Hi Bata Do

Santa: Ladies Toilet

Santa Vs Girl

Ek ladki train se utarkar santa se puchhti he….!!

Yah koun sa station he ???

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Santa ne socha, socha, aur bahut socha.

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Fir bola…. Bahen ji…..

Ye railway station he…..

Santa Vs Dr

Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid.

When did you have your last drink?

Santa: What do you mean, last?

Do Dost

Do Doston Ko Apus Me Bohot Pyar Tha....

Ek Din Ayk Dost Ke Dil Ka Operation Tha....

Us Ne Dosre Dost Se Kaha: "Yar Aj Mere Dil Ka Operation Hy"

Dosre Dost Ne Kaha:"Mjhe Pata Hy...To Fikar Mut Kar..Me Tere Sath Hon Na"

Operation Ke Bad Jab Phle Dost Ne Ankhyn Kholin...

__Tb__

Us Ka Bap Us Ke Samne Khara Tha.....

Us Ne Apne Bap Se Dosre Dost Ke Bare Me Pocha....

Bap Ne Kaha: "Tmhyn Pata Nahi Hy ke Tmhyn Dil Kis Ne Dia Hy"

Dost Zor Zor Se Rone Laga...

Tab Achanak....

Us ke Dil Se Use Awaz Ai....

"Mere Dost Ro Mat...Me Ab Hamesha Tere Sath Rahon Ga"

"Zindagi Me Dost Nahi"

___Balky___

"Doston Me ZinaGi Hy"

Sad LOvE Story

Aik Larki Thi Jo Bohot Masoom Si Thi....Wo Bohot Nadan Si Rhti Thi....

Wo Bohot Khush Dil Shaks Thi....

Us Ke Lie Us Ki Zindagi Ka Sab Se Bura Din Tab Aya Jab Us Ki Maa Is Fani Dunya Ko Chor Kar Chali Gai....

Us Ki Maa Ne Us Ki Zimedari Phly Se Apni Bhn..Yani Ke...Us Larki Ki Khala Ko De Rakhi Thi....

Us Ki Ami Ke Marny Ke Bad Us Ki Khala Us Ko Apny Sath Ghar Le Gaiii...

Wahan Nay Logon Me Rehna Us Ke Liye Bohot Mushkil Ho Raha Tha...

Us Ghar Me Us Ko Apni Khala Ki Beti Mili....

Wo Us Ke Sath Bohot A6a Salook Karti Thi....

2 Behnyn Ban Kar Rhti Thi...

Us Ki Khala Ki Beti Ne Us Larki Ko Dobara Se Jeena Sikha Dia....

Us Ki Khala Ki 1 Dewrani Thi....

Jis Ka Beta Out Of Country Parhny Ke Liye Gaya Hoa Tha.....

Achanak Wo Bhi Wapis A Gaya....

Showrw Showrw Me Us Larki Or Larky Ke Beech Me Bohot Larai Hoti Thi....

Un Ki Aapas Me Banti Nahi Thi...

Wo Har Wakt Larty Rhty Thy....

Or Ye To Sach Hy Ke Jo Apas Me Larty Hyn Un Ke Beech Me Pyar Bohot Hota Hy...

Un Ki Larai Pyar Me Badalti Ja Rai Thi....

Un Ko Pata Hi Nahi Tha Ke Wo Ayk Dosry Se Pyar Karny Lagy Hyn....

Jab Larky Ki Maa Ne Us Ke Liy Larki Pasand Ki To Wo Larka Or Larki Apus Se Door Hony Lagy....

Jab Wo Ayk Dosry Se Door Hona Showrw Hoy Tab Unhyn Ahsas Hoa Ke Wo...

Ayk Dosry Ke Baghyr Nahi Reh Sakty....

Unhon Ne Ye Bat Ayk Dosry Ko Bata Di Ke Wo Apas Me Bohot Pyar Karty Hyn....

 Lekin Larky Ki Maa Ko Us Ke Bete Ka Pyar Qubool Nahi Tha....

Q ke Us Ki Maa Ko Wo Larki Nahi Pasand Thi....

Us Ki Maa Ne Un Donon Ko ALag Karny Ke Liye Bohot Si Sazishen Rachin....

Larky Ki Maa Ne Larky Ky Dil Me Us Larki Ke Lie Galat Fehmian Peda Kar Din.....

Larka Phir Us Se Nafrat Karny Laga...

Or Apni Maa Ki Pasand Ki Hoi Larki Se Shadi Karny Pe Razi Ho Gaya....

Shadi Ki Rasmen Showrw Ki Gai....

Us Larki Ke Samny Us Larky Ki Shadi Ki Rasmen Manai Ja Rai Thin...

Wo Larki Pal Pal Tarap Rai Thi Lekin Wo K6 Na Kar Saki....

Lekin Shadi Waly Din Us Larky Ki Maa Ki Asliat Us Ke Bete Ke Samny A Gai...

Ke Us Ne Hamen Jhot Bol Kar Alag Kia Hy....

Larky Ne Usi Wakt Shadi Se InKar Kar Dia....

Phir Larky Ne Us Larki Se Maafi Mangi...

Phir Lakry Ne Usi Larki Se Shadi Karny Ka Feesla Kar Lia...Jis Se Wo Pyar Karta Tha....

Sab Is Rishty Se Khush Thy...Lekin Us Ki Maa Khush Nahi Thi....

Larky Or Larki Ki Shadi Showrw Hoi...

Jis Larki Ko Us Larky Ki Maa Ne Pasand Kia Tha...

Wo Bohot Chalak Thi....

Wo Shadi Waly Din Dulhan Ke Kapry Phn Kar A Gai...

Kisi Ko Chehra Nahi Nazar Aya Q Ke Us Ne Ghoongat Lia Hoa Tha....

Larky Ny Jany Anjany Me Us Larki Se Shadi Kar Li....

Jis Se Wo Bilkul Bhi Nahi Chahta Tha....

Shadi Ky Bad Larky Ki Zindagi Tabah Ho Gai...

Wo Har Pal Us Larki Ke Lie Tarasta Raha Jis Se Wo Pyar Karta Tha...

Wo Us Larki Ke Sath Bilkul V Khush Nahi Tha Jis Se Us Ne Shadi Kar Li Thi....

Wo Larki Bohot Chalak Thi...

Us Ne Apny Shohor Ke Dil Me Apna Pyar Peda Karny Ke Liye Har Mumkin Koshish Ki Lekin Wo Har Bar Nakam Ho Jati Thi....

Or Apni Inhin Harkaton Ki Waja Se Apny Shohor Ke Dil Me Or Zyada Nafrat Peda Kar Di....

Larky Ne Apni BV Ko Ghar Se Nikal Dia....

Or Wo Us Lakri Ko Wapis Usi Ghar Chore Aya....

Larky Ne Jab Suna Ke Us Ka Pyar Ab Kisi Or Ka Hony Ja Raha Hy To Wo Toot Kar Reh Gaya...

Or Us Ne Sab K6 Apni Qismat Par Chor Dia...

Us Larki Ki Shadi Jis Larky Se Hony Wali Thi...Wo Larka Bohot Khush Dil Tha...

Use Jab Pata Chala Ke Ye Larki Kisi Or Sy Pyar Karti Hy To...

Us Ne Shadi Waly Din Hi Inkar Kar Dia....

Us Larky Ne Us Larki Ki Shadi Khd Ky Bijay Usi Larky Se Karwai Jis Se Wo Pyar Karti Thi...

Sab Ke Samny Sab Ki Khoushi Me Un Donon Ki Shadi Hoi....

Itni Sazishon Ke Bawajood Bhi Wo Apas Me Mil Hi Gay...

Kehty Hyn Na Ke Jis Chz Ko Tum Dil Se Chaho To Sari Kainat Us Ko Tum Se Milany Ki Koshish Me Lag Jati Hy...

Jory Aasman Pe Banty Hyn...

Har Kisi Ke Liye Jo Banaya Gaya Hy Wo Hi Dia Jata Hy...

Agar Ap Kisi Se Sachy Dil Se Pyar Karty Ho To Us Se Ye Bat Mat Chupao...

Us Ko Bata Do...

Or Sab Apni Qismat Par Chor Do...

Or Khuda Par Bharosa Rakho...

Remix Sms

“Jaane tu ya jaane na”

CLASS VERSI0N

Kabhi kabhi tou lage classr00m me rahi na khushi or na maza…Kabhi kabhi tou lage har class mushkil or har sum ek khata…Aise me koi kese apne teacher ko parhane se roke…0r kese koi soch ley Everyday’s gonna B sunday!!! :-D

A Parody Of Zong 

Enjoy Krte Raho 

Tv Dekhte Raho 

Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae 

Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke 

Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me 

To Cheatng Karte Raho 

Pass Hote Raho 

Result Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae 

Turu Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run

You Know That Old Saying

You Know That Old Saying

“Strike While The Iron Is Hot ??”

Well That’s A Pretty Dumb Saying

Coz

“I’ll Betcha

A Cold Iron Will Hurt Like Hell Too” =P ;)

Quotable Quotes

Quotable Quotes

To be is to do. (by Socrates)

To do is to be.(by Plato)

To be or not to be.(by Shakespeare)

Do be do be do. (by Scooby do) ;) :D

I May Walk Slowly..

I May Walk Slowly..

But…I Never Walk Backwards…

-Abraham Lincon

I Don’t Need To Walk..Bcoz…

I Have Bike..

Malik . . .

Meri Shadi Ke Mauqe Per

Meri Shadi Ke Mauqe Per Us Ne Mujh Se Kaha FARAZ…..

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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY . . . . . . . ;->/

Relationship sms

Never leave a True 

Never leave a True relation for few falts…

Think just once

Nobody is perfect

Nobody is correct

and at the end

Affection is always greater then perfection..

Two mad men

Two mad men organized to

run away from the mental

Hospital, they started

planing

and agreed that they will

go 2 d gate, beat up the

watchman

then open the gate n run

away…. When they

reached

the Gate, the watchman wasn’t

there and the gate

was

wide open…they said ”SHIT

our plan has failed, lets go

back

we’ll try again tomorrow’

” Good Relations don’t need any promises,

” Good Relations don’t need any promises,

terms or conditions,

it just needs two wonderful people-

“one who can trust and one who can understand……”

Real Relationship

Real Relationship doesn’t mean NO

FIGHT…

We fight….but after that, we forgive

each other…

and start loving each other more than

before…!!!♥

A very Meaningfull Line

A very Meaningfull Line For a True Relation.

“Always Hurt me With A Truth But Never Satisfy Me with A Lie”

Relationship

- Relationship Stages -!

Strangers=> Friends => Close Friends => Crush => Relationship => Heart broken => Strangers <3