Showing posts with label Double Meaning Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Double Meaning Sms. Show all posts

Thursday, 7 August 2014

Double Meaning Sms



A man received
A man received message from his neighbour.
Sorry sir I am using your wife.

I am using day and night.

I am using when u r not present at home.
In fact I am using more than U R using.
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.
Few minutes later he received another massage.
Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake …

it’s not wife but WIFI.


Use protection…
Use protection…

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Use HTTPS…


Me is liye udaas nhi 
Me is liye udaas nhi k me kunwara hun

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balkay
Me usk bary me sochta hn
Jo
Mri wja sy kunwri hy:-)

Uff

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( ) Ammi us
/ / Lrki ka to khyal kren


Larki jub saray kapray

Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?

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Taar khali ho jati hay.

Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo… ;->

Beautiful quote.
Beautiful quote..There iz nothing greater dan Parents in dis world.

So go get married fast and bcome parents.

Think different
Do different:-D..