Husband Vs Wife Sms

Husband Vs Wife

Wife: How much do you love me

Husband: I love you so much ,

I can not measure.

Wife: No just tell me.

Husband: Okay, l am like a cell phone and

you are my sim card,

I am nothing without you.

Wife: wow dats so romantic.

Husband: (saying to himself):

Thank God she does not know

I am a China phone,

with FOUR sim cards

A strong man can handle

A strong man can handle

a strong woman.

A weak man will say she has

attitude.

Husband: Meri shirt ulti kr k press

Husband: Meri shirt ulti kr k press
krna..
Wife: thek hy
10 mint baad
Husband: shirt press kyn nhi ki abi
tk???
Wife: ulti hi nahi aa rhi….

Husband Vs Wife 

WIFE:
Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri
Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya
Hota?”
HUSBAND:
Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi
Ka Bura Nahi Socha.

Husband Vs Wife

Wife:ajji Sunta ho!
Ghr ma Namak Khatam ho Gaya ha,
Daal ma Kya dalu?
.
.
Husband:Dimag to hai hi nahi,
Naya Colgate Active salt daal day,
usmay Namak ha