Wife Sms

Wife : Shukr hy ap sahi 

Wife : Shukr hy ap sahi slamat ghr wapis a gye

Husband : Q Kya hua

Wife : bahir gali ma boht shoor tha log kh rahy thy

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Koi RUN Murid gutter me gir gaya ha

Husbnd : Fity moun tera,

Rana Murid kh rhy thy

Run Murid nahe

Wife (0n f0ne) suniye

Wife (0n f0ne) suniye! Wind0w ka l0ck nai khul raha,

Husbnd: esa kr0 th0ra 0il grm kr k us pr dal d0,

Wife: Kya us sy kam h0 jaye ga?

Husbnd: Tum try t0 kr0,

After 15 mints,,

Husbnd calls wife,

Husband: tum ny try kia?

Wife: han kia pr ab lapt0p he band h0 gia hai,

Husbnd : lakh di lanat zaleel 0rat . .

Husband wife watching an a Cricket match

Husband wife watching an a Cricket match

together:”

After 5 minutes:”

Wife:” Is this Bret Lee ??

Husband:” No, this is Chris Gayle,

Bret Lee is a bowler.. Wife:” Okay, oh look, another

wicket..

Husband:” No, this is just a replay

of the last one..

Wife:” Hmm, looks like India is going to win this

one.. Husband:” It’s Austraila V/s west Indies

Wife:” How many runs they need

to win now ??

Husband:” 72 runs in 36 balls..

Wife:” Ehnn! That’s easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball..

Husband:” *Turns off the TV* Wife:” Turns it on again and starts watching

“Daily serial”

Husband:” Who is she ??

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. Wife:” dont disturb me…!

Every HUSBAND has got

Every HUSBAND has got:

EGO

ATTITUDE

STYLE

INTELLEGENCY

LOVE

POWER

MONEY

GOODWILL

REPUTATION…

above all is under guidance

of WIFE….

Mutmaeen Kon Hy

Mutmaeen Kon Hy is Dunya Me?? Mery Siwa,,,

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“Ghalib”

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Har Gham Hay Mery Paas

Eik Begum K Siwwa….!