Santa And Banta Sms

Santa VS Dr

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha…

Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.

Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

Santa daurte daurte ruk gya.

Santa daurte daurte ruk gya.
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thak gya tha wo b insaan h
tum log b na jaan lelo santa ki

Santa Vs Banta

Santa: Aesi Konsi Jageh Hai Jo Ik Aadmi Ne Banai

Hai Or Vo Hi Usme Nahi Ja Sakta

Banta: Nahi Pata

Santa: Sooch Le Ek Bar Fir Se

Banta: Mujhe Nahi Pata Yaar Tum Hi Bata Do

Santa: Ladies Toilet

Santa Vs Girl

Ek ladki train se utarkar santa se puchhti he….!!

Yah koun sa station he ???

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Santa ne socha, socha, aur bahut socha.

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Fir bola…. Bahen ji…..

Ye railway station he…..

Santa Vs Dr

Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid.

When did you have your last drink?

Santa: What do you mean, last?