Sardar Funny Sms

1 sardar bus main betha

1 sardar bus main betha

us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia

sardar dar gia or bola molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?

Ek sardar larai me

Ek sardar larai me bulit prof jekit ke jagah machar dani pehan kr gya,
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Kisi ne poocha,
Sadar ji machar dani kyu pehne hoe ho?
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Sardar bola…
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Pagal jis me machar nhi ghus sakta us me goli kahan ghosay gi…!

Sardar gi aap ko kabhi kisi se piyar hua

Admi : Sardar gi aap ko kabhi kisi se piyar hua?
Sardar : Haan yar! per wo manti hi nahi.
Admi : Kia kehti hai?
Sardar : Kehti hai! \I Love U 2\
Ab pata nahi ye doosra kanjar kon hai?….:-))

1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya

1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya
Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola:
Tm log muje ye btao begherto ?
Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h:

Translate This Punjabi Sentence

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .
Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.
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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;